Archive for March, 2007

Carmen & Joan Sitting In A Tree… A Really Hot Lesbian Tree!

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

Doesn’t Electra-Jett sound like it would be a really cool motorcycle? Wasn’t it an old guitar made by Gretsch back in the 60s? Actually, it may be the hot new couple making the scene: Seems the rumor going ’round is that Joan Jett and Carmen Electra are an item!

Electra starred in Joan Jett’s recent video for her song “A.C.D.C.” and the two hit it off. Reportedly the two couldn’t keep their hands or lips off of each other backstage at a recent Jett show. Finally, a celebrity coupling I can get excited about!

[ via digital spy ]

Music Video: The Radioactive Chicken Heads

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

What A Fool Believes

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007

Yacht Rock #1: Sorta like ‘Behind The Music.’ Except it’s good.

[ Thanks Devon ]

How I Became A Music Pirate

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

I get asked a lot how come we don’t sell music downloads at JoeRockhead.com. We’ll be happy to sell downloads once all this DRM garbage gets sorted out, but for now, honestly, I consider DRM-protected music to be a faulty product just waiting for a class-action lawsuit. Wonder why? Here’s a brilliantly written letter from by a life-long music fan, in many ways a lot like myself, who has been soured on purchasing music altogether by the industry’s ass-backward approach to selling music online. Personally, I think it makes more sense to stick with CDs until a better option comes along, but either way, the moral to the story is the same. Here’s a brief excerpt:

The friendly CSR representative then suggests that I try once more to download the files and licenses and if I still have no luck to try accessing the internet from other providers such as a local coffee shop, library, or work computer.

“Basically, just keep downloading the music until you find a gateway that let’s your licenses through without problems”

While I would like to say I responded with something witty, I must admit to being completely flummoxed. There I sat, a loyal music fan who has shelled out actual money to a business that is supposed to be having financial problems, and the best they can do is tell me to wander the streets of Seattle looking for different internet providers who might allow me to download the music that I have already paid for, music that I have spent the better part of three house trying to listen to, and which is still unusable?

How on earth have things come to this?!?!?!

Honestly, if this is the best you can do, you’re business is in really, really serious trouble.

I mean, could you imagine the consumer response if Coke could only be consumed from specific Coke-approved equipment, and then only in the specific ways that the folks at Coke wanted the product to be consumed. “drinking Coke with fast food is no problem, but we must warn you that your license forbids the mixing of Coke with any alcoholic beverages…”

In the end, I never was able to get the music to play on anything–my computer, on a CD or on my iPod. I invested $10, several hours of my time, and my reward was, well, nothing.

I’d like to say I was outraged, but in the end I must admit to feeling remarkably sad and deflated over the whole process. See, the thing is, I was raised on music. I was saved by music. I (used to) live for music. Lester Bangs wasn’t my idol, he was my soul mate (in a matter of speaking).

I’ve devoted a not-inconsequential chunk of my life to collecting music; to tracking down obscure records, cassettes, 8-Tracks and CD’s of all genres and styles. And now apparently that is all but over. Music has somehow evolved from tangible things into amorphous collections of 1’s and 0’s guarded over by interested parties as if they were gold bullion. How so very sad.

Are you listening music industry? Yeah, I didn’t think so…

SXSW Review

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

One of these days, I’ll post my own thoughts on this year’s SXSW. But there’s no way it’ll be anywhere near as good as Sarah Hepola’s review for The Morning News — and she didn’t even go!

It’s good to be back in Austin, Texas—hometown of Stevie Ray Vaughan, breakfast tacos, and sev Real World celebrities, possibly all named Dan. Back in New York, the wind is howling and homeless men are pissing into the subway grates. But here in Austin, the sun tickles my bare shoulders, and homeless men are pissing into fields of bluebonnets. Also, I’ve got a Shiner Bock in my hand. Wait, scratch that. Daniel Johnston just stole it from me, but he left me this beautiful napkin drawing of an alien with three boobs.

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A Lullabye With Dave Foley

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Dave Foley has moved out of the hall and into the bedroom in order to host an internet talk show. The premise is this: Dave’s in his bed but he can’t sleep, so he rattles off a little monologue, chats with a friend, and then goes out in his yard and finds a band out there. Yep, it sounds silly, but Dave is a silly, silly man. He’s also charming and funny, so it’s a nice way to spend a few minutes– despite the dopey concept.

The premiere episode features an interview segment with Lewis Black, which is done via webcam. It sounds like that would be odd but it works pretty well as there’s some pretty good production. The band out on the lawn is Rilo Kiley. Dayum that Jenny is cute!

Aw Hell… watch it for yourself:

[ via Super Deluxe ]

Traveling At 111MPH: A Leading Cause of The Blues

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

John Popper, lead singer of Blues Traveler, got popped (go ahead and groan) speeding in his Mercedes SUV at a blistering 111 miles per in the great state of Washington. Well, technically he didn’t as the vehicle was being piloted at the time by a buddy as they were returning from Texas to Popper’s Pacific Northwest home.

It wasn’t until after the vehicle was searched that Popper got cuffed. Seems the cops turned up 4 rifles, 9 handguns, a switchblade, taser, various emergency vehicle lights, and (gasp!) some pot! Damn hippies.

Jump over to the story for pics of the firesticks and the neat-o CTU-style hidden compartments Popper has built into his ride. Apparently, Popper worries he’ll be caught unarmed when the shit comes down, man…

[via Jalopnik]

The Magic of Waffle House

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Ever wonder how they work so many miracles every day at your local Waffle House? Well, wonder no more.

[ via BoingBoing ]

Cavemen of Midtown

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

Is it a valid concept, or is the state of Network TV just that bad?

Those lovable (okay, creepy) cavemen from the Geico TV commercials are getting their very own sitcom– or at least a pilot commitment from ABC. Although the “stranger in a strange land” concept has been a well-mined one (think Northern Exposure and all it’s various rip offs), this one just seems to take it one square peg too far.

The best detail loosed in the Variety report is the chosen locale for the show– It seems the metrosexual proto-humans will make their home right here in Atlanta. Based on what I’ve seen of their present digs, I’m guessing a Midtown condo would be right up their alley.

The whole project appears to be put together by a cadre of former advertising executives and copywriters, including Joe Lawson- the guy behind the Geico ads.

[via TVSquad}

The Burka Band

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

I thought it was a joke too, but here’s an article about them and a place where you can buy their 7″. Now that’s what I call punk rock!

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