SXSW Review
One of these days, I’ll post my own thoughts on this year’s SXSW. But there’s no way it’ll be anywhere near as good as Sarah Hepola’s review for The Morning News — and she didn’t even go!
It’s good to be back in Austin, Texas—hometown of Stevie Ray Vaughan, breakfast tacos, and sev Real World celebrities, possibly all named Dan. Back in New York, the wind is howling and homeless men are pissing into the subway grates. But here in Austin, the sun tickles my bare shoulders, and homeless men are pissing into fields of bluebonnets. Also, I’ve got a Shiner Bock in my hand. Wait, scratch that. Daniel Johnston just stole it from me, but he left me this beautiful napkin drawing of an alien with three boobs.